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That's why I liked him, I think. Another guy pretending to be human, just like me.

It was almost enough to make me feel emotion.

It happens; incompetence is rewarded more often than not.

I nodded with genuine synthetic sympathy.

I sighed; as comforting as it may be to some of us, sarcasm, like youth, is wasted on the young.

Stop the nurse like the monkey.

Perhaps I should call the Guinness Book people. I wondered what the world record was for not being sure whether you committed a string of murders?

Always marveling at how New Age pseudo-philosophy had taken over the Internet.

For my part, my interest in Paris had faded away completely long ago when I learned that it was in France.

I suppose I should have died right then from pure misery and self-pity, but if those things were fatal, no one would ever make it past thirteen years old.

Ah, well," I stammered, overcome by the absolute shocking effrontery and absurdity of it—were all human women crazy?

He smiled at me, the irritating, superior kind of smile that I would love to try sometime when I wasn't in disguise. "You didn't read your history, did you?" he said. "I don't think this chapter was assigned. What are you talking about?

He looked natural and unrushed, and had obviously had a lot of experience at either chicanery or skulduggery, depending on which word was better suited for describing officially sanctioned mischief.

I smiled at her, my most comforting, challenging, I'm-not-really-a-shark smile.

Have you ever been to this museum?" "No," she said, drawing the word out into three contemptuous syllables as only a ten-year-old girl can.

Earth to Dexter," Astor said, and I realized that I still stood in front of them frozen in my unlikely, foolish openmouthed pose like a pedantic zombie.

We even had dessert, which seemed to me to be pushing the distract-them-with-food ploy a little far, particularly since neither Deborah nor I was at all distracted. But it was quite good food, so it would have been barbaric of me to complain.

Because I am an inhuman monster, I tend to be logical, and I had thought that her new assignment would end her martyrdom as Our Lady of Perpetual Grumpiness.

Well," I said, and I realized that it was at least the third time I'd said "well" since Deborah arrived. Was I really so flustered that I couldn't even manage basic conversation? "You caught the Hammer Killer. Congratulations, sis.

Oh, well, good," I said. And in spite of being well aware that I needed to maintain my sense of awe when speaking with Kraunauer, I was suddenly overcome with fatigue—and I yawned. "Excuse me," I said.

what fair-minded person could possibly call me "nothing but" a psychopath? I'm very good at board games, too.

I have always heard it said that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but I did not recall anyone ever adding that flattery was actually a good thing, and I admit that I was not terribly pleased.

All right," I said, since there wasn't much else to say. "But I don't know if I can show you how blood spatter works without showing you blood." He

Sí?"she said shyly, and I marveled once again at the power of my totally smarmy synthetic charm. And in two languages, too.