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North Carolina is temperate and populated with well-meaning people; therefore I will engage in oral sex with another man.

I don't think of myself as overly prissy, but it bothered me to find a finger on my bedroom floor.

You people are...assholes! I mean, what the hell, you can't even applaud for your own teenagers? I'd meant to but figured the team was back in coach.

It seemed like such a television moment, the intimacy unearned—grotesque, almost.

He led me to the barn, where a Mexican man stood waiting for his turn at the shower. "Whole-aah, Toe-moss," he shouted.

A concept as uninviting as a shampoo cocktail.

It would make me eligible for health insurance, which I'll need after I slit my wrists.

He tells me that my life is empty, but it isn't quite because I bought some pot today.

Lisa was not a daughter now but just another female unable to control her wildly shifting emotions.

Maybe you should grow a Vandyke." I didn't say that I'd rather have herpes, as the doctor had a Vandyke himself. It looked like he'd taken a big gulp from a mugful of hair.

It maybe wasn't the best story in the world, but, as the mouse had told him on more than one occasion, it wasn't the worst either.

Samuel Johnson: A book should either allow us to escape existence or teach us how to endure it .

branched and branched again until one of the branches brought Player Two to a sideways diamond leading to Yes.

They heard Rose Pastor Stokes quote Marx: "Workers, unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains—and you have the world to gain.

strawmen—as manufactured ogres, created for their own propaganda purposes.

My favorite's toxophilia, arousal from archery. You wouldn't believe the poses people get into. Remember: one overnight bag, that's it.

new business. I hope it prospers. When treason prospers, then none dare call it treason, Roger thought. I wonder if that was an intentional quote.

Whatever it is, it clearly appears to be technological and is by no means a natural formation.

what the Kansas City Star said in 1890: "When a Kansas man orders a 'Joe Rickey' he instructs the barkeeper to leave out the ice, the lime juice and the soda.

They could stay in Iowa. Lots of people do that. Millions of them, like four million of them, stay in Iowa, year after year.

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.

Don't ever call me adorable again. Puppies are adorable.

Britney: You in a fight? Odd: No, It's an employment-related fork wound.

A great deal of phenomenal experience has fostered in me a flexibility of the mind and imagination that some might call madness