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WOW," we all went, which is "MOM" upside down.
~ Dan Gutman
That's a prize they give out to people who don't have bells.
~ Dan Gutman
Is it true that if we don't return our library books on time you lock us in a dungeon under the school?" I asked. Everybody
~ Dan Gutman
Rhyme?" she said. "Is it a crime to talk in rhyme? I'd rather mime, but that takes more time.
~ Dan Gutman
My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school.
~ Dan Gutman
My name is A.J. and I hate it when my school gets attacked by monsters
~ Dan Gutman
What is it?" Dr. McDonald said angrily. There
~ Dan Gutman
He was holding up a pair of underwear with the words WORLD'S LARGEST SOURCE OF NATURAL GAS on the back.
~ Dan Gutman
I think that only students who do math problems should be allowed to come to the chocolate party," said Andrea. "Could you possibly be any more boring?" I asked her.
~ Dan Gutman
My name is A.J. I like football and video games, and I hate school." Our teacher, Miss Daisy, was taking attendance.
~ Dan Gutman
just joking!" I protested. "I hate poetry." "Come on, A.J.," said
~ Dan Gutman
My name is A.J. and I hate the morning announcements
~ Dan Gutman
Each child blah blah blah blah two minutes blah blah blah blah at the end blah blah blah blah please do not take flash pictures blah blah blah blah our judges will decide blah blah blah blah blah . . .
~ Dan Gutman
This is perfect for Amazing but True!" Mrs. McDonald kept saying as she snapped pictures. "My readers will love this!
~ Dan Gutman
That's Michael Jackson's 'Thriller'!" Andrea shouted. "I've seen that video!"* "Noooooooo!" shouted Ms. Cuddy. "Not 'Thriller'!
~ Dan Gutman
Dole told us it was time to march out to the playground.
~ Dan Gutman
It was a hot sticky night in Barcelona and all the good whores had the summer flu.
~ Dan Jenkins
Usually evident when arterial saturation is ?85%, or
~ Unknown
Tragedy has company, as someone aside from me probably said at some point. I
~ Unknown
We are willing to "buy any recipe for salvation as long as it leaves the responsibility for
~ Unknown
The other day the President said, I know you've had some rough times, and I want to do something that will show the nation what faith that I have in you, in your maturity and sense of responsibility. He paused, then said, would you like a puppy?
~ Dan Quayle
We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.
~ Dan Quayle
It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago
~ Dan Quayle
The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.
~ Dan Quayle