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Word is that you're not all that popular on the committee. The word 'asshole' gets attached to you a lot." "I'm just being me.

He said he wants your wisdom about certain members of the executive committee. He's apparently finding a few of them difficult to reach a rapport with." "It's because he's an asshole." "That would have been my guess, too.

No, no, I'm just fucking with you. They all lived happily ever after. Seriously.

This is the first time I've unzipped my pants as emperox. First time sitting on the toilet as emperox. Aaaaaaand now this is my first pee as emperox.

Seems like an irrelevant detail," Schmidt said. "And you call yourself a scientist," Wilson said. "No, I don't," Schmidt said. "Good thing, then," Wilson said.

I had been escorted into a conference room with more brass in it than an eighteenth-century schooner.

And since I can tell you're not the sort to show any actual goddamned initiative on your own part, you fucking cognitive mudfart, I care that your shitty little house is insulting me and my house—both of my houses, since I am still of House fucking Lagos.

Sorvalh stopped walking and stood calmly at the frontier of the colony of Deliverance.

No, they don't. They have shredded orange and white sadness that mocks cheese and everything it stands for.

Composting Engineer"?" I said, leaning forward in my seat. "That's what it says," Lo said. "It's a polite way of saying you'll be shoveling shit.

I want to make one thing clear. I do not like, nor will I ever like, any one of you. Why? Because I know that despite the fine work of myself and my staff, you will inevitably make all of us look bad. It pains me.

What did you all name your BrainPals? Asshole, I said. Bitch, Jesse said. Dickward, said Thomas. Fuckhead, said Harry. Satan, said Maggie. Sweetie, said Susan. Apparantly, I'm the only one who likes my BrainPal.

If the modern world were a patient in my care... I would diagnose it suicidal. - Dr. Sofia Lamb

The violation of the inner person is the greatest territorial crime of all.

There are as many worlds as there are kinds of days, and as an opal changes its colors and its fire to match the nature of a day, so do I.

Don't you love Jesus?' Well, I thought an' I thought an' finally I says, 'No, I don't know nobody name' Jesus. I know a bunch of stories, but I only love people.

Riches seem to come to the poor in spirit, the poor in interest and joy. To put it straight - the very rich are a poor bunch of bastards

The sale of souls to gain the whole world is completely voluntary and almost unanimous...but not quite.

I am in love with Montana. For other states I have admiration, respect, recognition, even some effection, but with Montana it is love.

It has always been my private conviction that any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming.

It is always the herd men who win battles and the free men who win wars.

in 50 years, did you ever have a vacation, you little, silly, half-pint, smidgin of a wife?

What the hell kind of bed you giving us, anyways? We don't want no pants rabbits.

I don't want advice.' 'Nobody does. It's a giver's present.