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The potatoes were starch grenades. The canned carrots were revolting because that is their nature.

The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

As far as I'm concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers.

Kid Flash: Sorry. First time at the Hall. I'm a little overwhelmed.Robin: You're overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone just whelmed?

At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.

I gaped at what I saw next. She yanked his arm off and ate it. Gross! I knew she was hungry, but that was just...well, against the school rules for one thing.

What would you suggest?" one of the Italian officials asked."We do have a highly-advanced biological device called the Illuminator, " Joseph chimed in

It's a very remarkable story.""Remarkable's a well-chosen word. It doesn't give you away.

I wouldn't be caught dead sacrificing myself for this country.

I had received a t-shirt from my best friend Veronica at my police academy graduation. It reads, 'Throw your donut in the opposite direction and the cops won't get you.' I love wearing that t-shirt.

We assassinate. We don't accessorize. But I understand how it is possible to confuse the two.

Are you always so cynical?' said Angelica.'No, ' said Katherine. 'Sometimes I'm asleep.

You are not responsible for the murderous rampage of an alien psycho, okay?

The monitor presently shows the Windows Blue Screen of Death, though this does not alarm him, as the BSoD is the universal screen saver in Hell.

Hell's got IT?Yes, of course. Who do you think invented Candy Crush?

Very touching, " said a voice from the stairway. "Do you want me to imitate a violin?" - Damon

She had a voice so husky it could have pulled a dogsled, and the gun she was holding gave me a bad case of barrel envy.

Stop your idiocy, Sandra, please. For once in your death.

If by fawning, you mean he's a deer, I have a gun, and it's hunting season, then I guess you're right.

This is the funniest book I've ever held in my hands. --Dave Barry, Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and author says about Radical Sabbatical

But giving drugs to a cat is no joke, Kemp!

You ask me if you can eat dinner in your room, but you don'task me if you can torture Éibhear to take you flying?"Truly perplexed, Izzy asked softly, "Why would I ask you that?

Maybe, " he said in a slow, rural drawl, "you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy." "Well, " I said, "if you're going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn't it.

Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!