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Where are we going?" "For ice cream. What's your favorite flavor?" "Fuck you." "That's my favorite, too.

Just wait until you're alive again." I look over at her. "What? You've got a problem with us Revenant-Americans?" "Hey, some of my best friends are dead. But you look like you're running a quart low.

Of course, aside from fear, the God business runs on sentimentality. That's the only explanation. Unless it's a real estate scam.

Kasabian is still shrieking like a banshee, which is pretty good for a guy with no lungs.

That's it? That's all you're going to say?" "What else do you want?" "You usually have some smartass comeback." "I'm too tired for that shit right now. Aren't you?" "Most definitely.

He says, "Look into your heart, Stark," and hangs up. I look into my heart and all I can see is bourbon and me punching Samael in the balls.

Lucifer was his name in Perdition. In Heaven, he's Samael.

But hanging around with a bunch of incorporeal fuckups sounds downright depressing, and I don't need more of that right now.

Abbot's place looks like a shack fucked an outhouse and they had an ugly baby.

Heaven for the weather and Hell for the company." "Who said that?" "Mark Twain.

Promise that you're not trying any heroics today." "Don't worry. I couldn't steal a Milk-Bone from a Chihuahua.

He finishes and wipes his mouth. As he folds his napkin he says, "As the poet once said, 'Love has more faces than the moon.'" "What the hell does that mean?" "I have no idea. But it's very pretty, don't you think?

The Council is staring at me. I've been down here a hundred days and still, anytime I say anything but yes or no, they look at me like I'm a talking giraffe.

Look at my face. I didn't get these scars in pillow fights." That seems to convince her. Never doubt the power of ugly.

What's a shvitz?" he yells. "Really? You're driving up Hell's asshole with these Grease rejects and that's the first thing that falls out of your skull?

I actually feel kind of bad for the little curs. It's not their fault they're a cannibal florist shop.

If you're going to get shot, a gold .45 is the classy way to do it.

I promise you eternal torment if you do not deliver to me a chocolate brownie.

I say, "The Elmer Gantry act is very convincing, but why pretend you're Wormwood? That doesn't make any sense.

The first person to say 'Intelligent Design' has to wear the Charles Darwin beard I keep in my desk for the rest of the year.

Oh God. It's like you're smoking a pig's ass, and the pig isn't well.

I taste my espresso. It's good. Dammit. How am I supposed to hate people if they make good coffee?

And, of course, there's LAPD surveillance cams. But they can go fuck themselves at the best of times and right now, they can fuck themselves and Mount Rushmore too.

The Magistrate says, "I am a student of human nature, did you know that, Mr. Pitts?" "It beats beekeeping, I guess." He smiles infinitesimally.