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To quote Albert Einstein,' said Sherman, "You stink and so do your relatives." "Einstein never said that," argued Garfield. "Did too," Insisted Sherman. "It's in his theory of relativity.

epitomized in the jingle that calls fluoride 'nature's way to prevent tooth decay.

these three beliefs—the alleged giant ice sheets, the alleged greatly lowered sea level, and the alleged Bering Strait land-bridge by which the Indians came—the holy trinity of the Ice Age," Johmann

The Jesuits are a secret society formed within the Catholic Church to protect its dogma.

I think Bob Costas is terrific. He's so knowledgeable. He can talk about any subject, not just sports.

I was so nervous I didn't even sit down. I think because I wanted to be ready to run away if I had to.

I said something to Carl about the snow, but he wasn't much concerned. Maybe he figured if I got lost and died in the snow he could escape school a while longer.

The charm of baseball is that, dull as it may be on the field, it is endlessly fascinating as a rehash.

Then he laughed and she laughed. And quivering with the movement of the train, the dead man seemed to laugh too.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

We can't equate democracy with Christianity because the largest democracy on earth is India, which is primarily Hindu. The third largest democracy is Indonesia, which is Islamic. Democracy and freedom are not dependent on Christian beliefs.

Sometimes I wish I had a terrible childhood, so that at least I'd have an excuse.

I challenge you to a rap battle, Kanye West. I play the clarinet.

I'm knocking our pitiful, pathetic lawmakers. And I thank God that President Bush has stated, we need a Constitutional amendment that states that marriage is between a man and a woman.

there's a better place to store your dead batteries than in your camera." "Yeah, I know. I usually keep them in my flashlight.

The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works.— Saint Augustine

obeyed. He led them out an unglazed window and into a narrow gap between the coach house and the wall of a nearby

Apologies rarely change anything. I am apologizing to ease my own conscience, and in the faint hope that it might help you come to terms with your situation.

Do I have to ask what you're smiling about?" From the driver;s seat if the Mustang, Zack cut a glance at her, grinning like a fool. "Same thing you are, Mighty Phallus." --Zack to Cori after a morning of good lovin'.

Los Diamantes no son la unica coso que prefiero en tamaño extra, Teniente-Kat

What made him imagine he could have a dialogue with them?" "He's Sokrates," I said. "He's like a two-year-old sticking pencils in his ear," she said.

Our souls know harmony and proportion before we are born, so although I had never seen anything like it, my soul resonated at once to the beauty of the city. Immediately

You know the story about God creating the world and giving Brazil everything, and then the assistant angel says it's not fair, and then God says, wait till you see the bunch of bast– the bunch of rascals I'm going to give it for people.

To quote Shirley Polanski, head waitress at the Humdinger Diner: "Beware of a big man whose stomach doesn't move when he laughs." I think a Chinese philosopher said it first, but these things trickle down to the food service community.