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Tell him to leave me alone, Astrid. Else I'll have to barbecue him and make akri angry at me. I don't want to make akri angry. (Simi) Simi? Is that you? (Astrid) Yes. C'est moi. The little demon with hornays. (Simi)

Relax, she's not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She's not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)

So how many women have you visited in their dreams? (Geary) Is this one of those questions that if I don't answer it correctly, you get angry at me? (Arik)

You don't know about Travis Fimmel? Oh, sister, you are deprived. He the finest man alive. (Simi) You lust for men? (Xirena) Well, I certainly don't lust for women. (Simi) No, I mean you lust for humans? (Xirena) Well, don't you? (Simi) Ew! What have you don't to her? You have corrupted a good demon! (Xirena)

My kingdom for a gun. (Geary) You don't have a kingdom. (Brian) And I don't have a gun- looks like I'm shit out of luck all the way around, huh? (Geary)

I know you're going to find this hard to believe, but for some reason I don't understand, I actually like you…most of the time. (Simone) Well, you also love Jesse. Obviously your taste in men leaves a lot to be desired. (Xypher)

Meaning, I need you to focus. If you want to save Madaug, you need to listen to me or the mortents will eat both of you Pop-Tarts for breakfast. (Ambrose)

Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn't…Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)

You would make a great teacher. (Grace) Commander to teacher. Why not call me Cato the Elder, and really insult me while you're at it? (Julian)

I'm going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)

No, Simi. No food. (Astrid) 'No, Simi. No food.' You sound like akri. 'Don't eat that, Simi, you'll cause an ecological disaster.' What is an ecological disaster, that's what I want to know? Akri says it's me on hunger binge, but I don't think that's quite right, but that's all he'll say about it. (Simi)

I need some Starbucks. What about you? (Cassandra) Always game for java. Give me ground-up beans or give me death. (Katra)

Do you have any coffee? (Talon) Ew! No, that stuff will kill you. I have herbal teas, though. (Sunshine) Herbal teas? That's mulch, not a beverage. (Talon)

I find you irritating. (Kat) I haven't even begun to irritate you yet. Imagine what I could do if I applied myself? (Solin) I can imagine. I can also imagine ripping your throat out and tying my shoes with your larynx. (Kat)

I follow after my father, who likes to protect mankind, and I really don't want to see a bunch of demons eating people. Call me sentimental. (Kat)

Desi, babe. Still playing your little games, I see. Now why don't you be a good Daimon and show yourself to me? (Kyrian)

Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I'll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing's housebroken? (Jericho)

And neither do I, asshole. (Wren) Wow. Multiple syllables and a whole sentence from the tiger. Who'd have ever thought it? Whoever she was, she must have had a lot of talent to make you speak. Next thing you know, she'll have the dead walking. Quick, call a Dark-Hunter. I'm sure some of them would like another resurrection. (Dev)

Hey, boss? (Vik) Not now, Vik. (Syn) Dude, listen to the metallic life form. (Vik)

Total evil. dang, his principal had been right all along... he really was demonspawn.

Oh, baby, this ain't asshole. Trust me. There's a whole keg of asshole I haven't even begun to tap yet.

Don't be jealous, baby. We'll get to you in a jiffy. (Daimon) Jiffy? What kind of pathetic wuss uses the word 'jiffy'? (Xypher)

You can't die, Vik. You're a mechbot. (Syn) They can pull me apart and reprogram me. Trust me, that's death. Now shush before they find us. Remember – hide, people, hide. (Vik)

You're a demon. I thought your motto was 'spoils to the victor.' (Aimee) No, our motto is 'everything tastes better with hot sauce.' (Xedrix)