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if she wanted to change into them. 'I guess this dress is ruined.' Bernice looked

He has the obligation to society that any human being has. I don't think a satirist has any greater obligation to society than a bricklayer or anybody else.

Oh! I must take my shoes off. Huh! Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns, has it?

Buckley was not dismissive of this outrage; he simply proceeded as if it were interesting but not really relevant.

Anyone who protested the callous treatment of the Arabs and others was dismissed or ignored as naïve.

(Of Jesus): "A parish demogogue."

I don't know which will upset you more," she replied. "Telling you it's nothing but clutter or confessing that I often take it out and play 'I am Boba Fett' when I don't think anyone can see me.

They all stared at the television. Twenty male shapeshifters quietly watching "The Howling.

Smirking, Cella stared at the five males in the elevator before asking the women with her, "Show of hands for anyone else who's had this fantasy before." He wasn't exactly surprised when all those hands went up.

Now let's go into this pharmacy and get you some god-damn tampons. My treat!

What are you wearing?" Blayne glanced down at the tiny velvet green minidress she wore. "Jess asked us to be Santa's helpers tonight." "You look like Santa's whores.

Strike One!" "You never even saw it did you? She wolf with shoulders like man?" "He is so fast that one. But not in bed. There he takes time. Like good vodka take to develop

Exactly! What kind of plumber has pristine nails?" "A smart one.

Didn't have much choice. Couldn't handle the whining." "She whines?" "Not her, but a teacup poodle." "Canines have teacup poodle shifters now?

He growled. Really, how attached could Smitty be to his sister? Would he really notice if Mace killed her?

Mister?" she snapped. "Paddington?" he shot back.

I swear, Bobby Ray, you don't have the sense the Lord gave a rabbit.

You're trying to make me crazy, aren't you?" "Not at all." Sara put her bowl down. "I'm just saying there could be bunny shifters." "THERE ARE NO BUNNY SHIFTERS!" Shaking her head she accused, "You're a bunny bigot." Zach threw his spoon back in the near-empty bowl. "And there is no such thing as bunny bigots." "Bunny bigot," she accused again.

No. Not for saving my life. Besides, that's in your canine DNA. Like a St. Bernard." "A whirlwind of deadly blows," she reminded him.

That won't happen," Blayne's hybrid said, and shifted. Shifted into something only Blayne could truly love. Yep. I'm gonna have freak grandkids.

A cry for help that only Ma and someone else's apple pie—" because Christ knows Ma can't bake "—can fix.

Now can I go in and kill everybody?" Max asked. "No." "You and your half-canine morals. It does nothing but get in the way." "I know you're working hard to be a sociopath, but stop it." "Sociopath is in the eye of the—" "—forensic psychologist working for the prosecution?

[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama.

I didn't like people rewriting my dialogue. I didn't like the fact that we'd start a comic with the Joker, and by the time we inked it, he would have turned into the Scarecrow.