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Quotes About Optometry

A typical dog has 20/75 vision,
~ Alan Russell
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
~ Steven Wright
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
~ Steven Wright
n. [mass noun] chiefly MEDICINE abnormal alignment of the eyes; the
~ Angus Stevenson
strabismic adj. late 17th century: modern Latin, from Greek strabismos, from
~ Angus Stevenson
I go in for the eye test, and I don't know about you, but I concentrate like crazy during the eye exam. You don't want to get no 'D' on that thing and end up with these big thick Coke bottle glasses.
~ Brian Regan
Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
~ Steven Wright
I'm gonna have to get my eyes checked. I can't see crap until it's right in front of me
~ Jennifer Crusie
Forest Grove was ideal, cool at night and just warm enough in the afternoon, with Mount Hood's majestic snowcapped peak visible in the distance and salmon running in nearby rivers. The quiet campus of Pacific, a private school known for its music and optometry schools, was lush with evergreens and white birch. The local residents were so excited to have an NFL team around that they fought to loan their cars to the players for use on the team's days off.
~ Unknown