Quotes About Perplexity

It is beyond my apprehension.

How the hell do you wake up dead?

I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't.

I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee?

Why...do you find this...distracting?

It may be prodigious, but it's all Greek to me!

It seems the only thing that can rob you of your formidable powers of inquisition is the sight of me without a shirt on.

What the hell kind of Hell was this supposed to be?

BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual.

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question

am still confused, how you fallen in love' with fat dog?...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.

I am one of the few men honest enough to say they do not understand women.

There were times when he could not read the face he had studied so long, and when this lonely girl was a greater mystery to him than any women of the world...

What? —How the girl getting

For one thing, the shows and serials were trying to communicate accurately with the viewer. As far as I could tell, real humans usually didn't know what the hell they were doing.

It did seem unlikely that the dead human had been a GrayCris agent, because somebody had killed him. As far as I knew, I was the only one currently on the station looking for GrayCris agents to kill. I just realized I don't like the phrase "as far as I knew" because it implies how much you actually don't know. I'm not going to stop using it, but. I don't like it as much anymore.

Lots of shifting diagrams and numbers that might as well have been abstract art as far as I was concerned.

It was obvious Station Security was out of its collective depth here. (At least it was obvious to me.)

Bewilderment is the true comprehension. Not to know where you are going is the true knowledge.

My own feelings had become a thorny riddle for which I had no answer.