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Quotes About Disease

For the planet's sake, I hope we have bird flu or some other thing that will reduce the population, because otherwise we're doomed.
~ Susan Blackmore
Cynicism is a disease. Optimism is the cure.
~ Aakashvani
Humanity has but three great enemies: fever, famine, and war; of these by far the greatest, by far the most terrible, is fever.
~ William Osler
The Andromeda strain is a killer disease that they've got to prevent from spreading to being 100 percent contagious. It's another one where we're racing to save humanity.
~ Eric McCormack
Humanity is the cancer of nature.
~ Dave Foreman
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I'd be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.
~ Lenny Bruce
You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.
~ Milton Jones
Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.
~ Hippocrates
Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!
~ Adam Carolla
Are you going to give her gonorrhea too, or was that gift just for me?
~ Cassia Leo, Anti-Romance
Poetry is a disease vector. Like malaria.
~ Katie Douglas
Experience, the only logic sure to convince a diseased imagination and restore it to rugged health.
~ Mark Twain
The human race will be the cancer of the planet.
~ Julian Huxley
It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humour.
~ Charles Dickens
Learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it is a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness. It will bring lightness to you, and it will give you wings to fly.
~ Rajneesh
Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother.
~ George Herbert
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
~ Johnny Moscato
I changed the course of my disease with the power of my mind.
~ Burbuqe Raufi, Dr. Mind
Waarschijnlijk omdat de dood de enige ziekte is waar we niet mee besmet hoeven te worden, waarvan we de bacil al vanaf de geboorte bij ons dragen.
~ Jan Wolkers
The truth is, that in London it is always a sickly season. Nobody is healthy in London, nobody can be.
~ Jane Austen
Your doctors are also the victims of their own belief system, in other words. They constantly surround themselves with negative suggestions. When disease is seen as an invader, forced upon the integrity of the self for no reason, then the individual seems powerless and the conscious mind an adjunct. The patient is sometimes compelled to sacrifice one organ after another to his beliefs, and to the doctor's.
~ Jane Roberts
Literature is a textually transmitted disease, normally contracted in childhood.
~ Jane Yolen
Ida knew that she was fighting ignorance and superstition every bit as much as she was fighting poor hygiene and disease.
~ Janet Benge
Dr Howell drank from the special cup which was tied around the handle with red cotton to distinguish the staff cups from those of the patients, and thus prevent the interchange of disease like boredom loneliness authoritarianism.
~ Janet Frame