Quotes About Pain

It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.

On the outskirts of every agony sits some observant fellow who points.

Playing in this nice weather really makes me remember all the times I got stung by a bee.

Yeah, that's funny, huh?...Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are.

Being dead wasn't supposed to hurt. Where was the fairness in that? If I was dead, the least the universe could do was make it painless

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.

Some people suffer in silence louder than others.

I don't mind dying, the trouble is you feel so bloody stiff the next day.

Let's just say it was damn hard [to make the Hangover]. I've got the bumps and bruises to show for it. It's funny because things that don't even look that bad on screen were still extremely painful.

Somehow I enjoy watching people suffer.

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

The young woman was crying, in the way that grownups cry, keeping it inside as much as they can, and hating it when it still pushes out at the edges, making them ugly and funny-looking on the way.

I have given my all Funny how you could always make me feel small

Many comedians have a dark side that lets them take a negative thing and turn it funny.

I'm actually way more funny now, because I'm hungry... If comedy comes from pain, I should be funnier now than I ever was.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while, " he grunted, "It relaxes me.""It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!""Good, " said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough.

Adam pressed his hand to his face. Sighed. "Right. It's just that… He died. And I'm so freaking pissed off, I swear I'd punch him in the face if he were standing right here.

A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

Given a choice between goose egg and heartache, I would choose heartache.