Quotes About Elkeles

about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks.

Do I hear a challenge?" she whispers, "Oh, Carlos. You know I can't resist a challenge.

Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser.

I follow her, my black shirt open and flying in the wind behind me like a vampire's cape. Either that or the grim reaper's.