Quotes About Cory

He's a sucking chest wound of a human being. But if you're going to have a jailer, better a clueless one than one who's really on the ball.

Communism is an interesting thing to do, nothing I ever want to be.

It gave you ironic distance—a very now kind of high. Conspiracy

Death is cured! USA! USA! USA! "This is Canada." "Yeah, but you sound stupid chanting 'Ca-na-da!

Any time I'm at work at 2:00 a.m., it's either PEBKAC or Microsloth.

That's a perfect Cory story. I guess you're starting to get the idea. He doesn't need a rabbit's foot for luck.