Quotes About Feline

The cat is the best anarchist.

One cat just leads to another.

If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.

Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. They're furry little sociopaths. Pretty and slick -- in love with themselves. When's the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?

Dormi, Gatto del Cheshire?» «Ci provo.» «Be', allora dormi, tigre che ardi vivida nelle foreste della notte. Non ti disturberò.» «Sono steso sulla manica della tua redingote. Che succederà quando vorrai alzarti?» Sorrise. «Taglierò la manica.»

I like cats. I used to have a lot of cats, but I don't anymore, now I just have a dog. It does take a certain temperament to have a cat, as they do have certain personalities.

A cat is only technically an animal, being divine.

Narknon put a paw on Harry's chest and began licking her face; a hunting-cat's tongue is much harsher than a housecat's. Harry thought her skin would crumble and peel off, but she didn't have the strength to push her away.

Alice: I didn't know that cheshire cats grinned. In fact, I didn't know that cats could grin. Duchess: They can, and most of 'em do.

Does anybody really care about a hungry cat, except for a few friends?

Où est ma chatte?

That was the thing about cats; even the scruffiest one was convinced of its innate superiority.

Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain about the smell, and it would turn out I'd died and the cats had eaten me. Still, it might be nice to have a cat.

You can't do much about a personality disorder. Cats are psychopaths at heart.

But sometimes cats just have nasty natures, don't you think? And you can't do much about a personality disorder. Cats are psychopaths at heart.

What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing or stalking you with a faraway look reminiscent of its predatory cousins and ancestors?

One thing you can say about cats. They don't have to worry about kissing each other's asses. They can do that for themselves.

...you never possess a cat; you are allowed to be in a cat's life, which, of course, is a privilege.

Cats aren't really friendly, they're just cozying up to the dominant life-form as a hedge against extinction.

Dogs are high on life. Cats need catnip.

You're cute when you're pissed. Kind of like a wet kitten. Gets me hard.

Cats are not adoring like dogs. They don't care. They can never be relied upon to shore up a human ego. They go their way, do their thing, are not subservient and will never apologise. No one has ever come across a cat apologising and if a cat did, it would patently be obvious it was not being sincere.

Cat people, you see, don't just have cats; they're somewhere between somewhat and fully obsessed with those cats. You can identify cat people sometimes by the fact that their friends can't help but know the names of their cats for the simple reason that cat people are always telling stories about these cats.

And the Lady's mate. Despite having only two legs and small fangs, there was much that was feline in that one, and he approved.