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Quotes About Robbery

Franklin says, "war is robbery, commerce is generally cheating."[164] If the transformation of merchants' money into capital is to be explained otherwise than by the producers being simply cheated, a long series of intermediate steps would be necessary, which, at present, when the simple circulation of commodities forms our only assumption, are entirely wanting.
~ Karl Marx
A man who has nothing can whistle in a robber's face.
~ Juvenal
A bank in Washington was robbed by two men in George W. Bush masks. Luckily, right afterwards two guys in President Obama masks came and bailed the bank out, so everything is fine.
~ Conan O'Brien
I want to rob a bank with a BB gun. "Give me all your money or I will give you a dimple! I will be rich, you will be cute. We both win."
~ Mitch Hedberg
I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny. Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money.
~ Rakim
I rob banks because that's where the money is.
~ Willie Sutton
Oh look, an ATM! Ok, here we go! I lost all my money, now what do I do? Get a gun! Rob a casino! Good idea! Look at all the lights! This is beautiful.
~ Bill Burr
People who relieve others of their money with guns are called robbers. It does not alter the immorality of the act when the income transfer is carried out by government.
~ Cal Thomas
The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."
~ Steven Wright
One day a guy tried to rob me on the street, and I had no money. So I charged him.
~ Steven Wright
Idleness is a mother. She has a son, robbery, and a daughter, hunger.
~ Victor Hugo
I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses Can't define how I be dropping these mockeries. Lyrically perform armed robbery, Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me.
~ Inspectah Deck
If taxation without consent is not robbery, then any band of robbers have only to declare themselves a government, and all their robberies are legalized.
~ Lysander Spooner
The class which has the power to rob upon a large scale has also the power to control the government and legalize their robbery.
~ Eugene V. Debs
I was walking down the street with a friend the other day and a guy with a gun jumps out of an alley and says "Stick 'em up." As I pull out my wallet, I figure, "Shouldn't be a total loss." So I pull out some money, turn to my friend and say, "Hey, Fred, here's that fifty bucks I owe you." The robber was so offended he took out a thousand dollars of his own money, forced Fred to lend it to me at gunpoint, and then took it back again.
~ David Graeber
If an investigative reporter finds out that someone has been robbing the store, that may be 'gotcha' journalism, but it's also good journalism.
~ Ben Bradlee
Throughout history government has seldom hesitated from robbing its citizens in a crisis.
~ James Cook
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
~ George Bernard Shaw
Denial of Russia in the name of humanity it is - robbing humanity
~ Nikolai Berdyaev
Adulthood feels like walking around in the desert with a bag over your head, being bumped into by people who rob you as they bore you.
~ Dylan Moran
Too idle to work, too proud to beg, the mercenaries were accustomed to a life of rapine: they could rob with more dignity and effect under a banner and a chief; and the sovereign, to whom their service was useless, and their presence importunate, endeavored to discharge the torrent on some neighboring countries.
~ Edward Gibbon
I remember watching an episode of 'Seinfeld' in which George can't understand why security guards can't sit down. He gets obsessed with it and eventually buys a chair for a security guard who sits down and goes to sleep. The shop gets robbed. That's a brilliant extrapolation of what is essentially observational comedy.
~ David Baddiel
I've been in places that have been robbed.
~ Spencer Paysinger
I think I'm a guy who loves to play defense. I have a great time in the outfield. I think it's fun robbing guys on hits - there are plenty of times you're gonna be robbed as a hitter.
~ Vernon Wells