Quotes About Ogden Nash

This is my dream, It is my own dream, I dreamt it. I dreamt that my hair was kempt. Then I dreamt that my true love unkempt it.

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile.

And one of his partners asked Has he vertigo? and the other glanced out and down and said Oh no, only about ten feet more.

I could not eat a kangaroo. But many fine Australians do. Those with cookbooks as well as boomerangs Prefer him in tasty kangaroo-meringues.

Cuckoos lead Bohemian lives, They fail as husbands and as wives, Therefore they cynically disparage Everybody else's marriage - Ogden Nash, The Cucko

The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk.