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Quotes About Marriage

Have I mentioned that I expect death around every turn, that every blue sky has a safe sailing out of it, that every bus runs me over, that every low, mean syllable uttered in my direction seems to intimate the violence of murder, that every family seems like an opportunity for ruin and every marriage a ceremony into which calamity will fall and hearts will be broken and lives destroyed and people branded by the mortifications of love?
~ Rick Moody
Proponents of eugenics pursued this policy of racial improvement through controlled breeding, providing justification for such policies as forced sterilization, segregation laws, marriage restrictions — and, later, abortion. The
~ Rick Renner
The Obama administration now has regulations that tells them that they can no longer promote marriage to these young girls. They can no longer promote marriage as a way of avoiding poverty and bad choices that they make in their life. They can no longer even teach abstinence education. They have to be neutral with respect to how people behave.
~ Rick Santorum
Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?
~ Rick Santorum
I'm always told that what I say is controversial. Why is it controversial? Because I speak from a tradition that has now fallen out of favor with the dominant media in this country. And so when I say things like marriage should be between one man and one woman, I'm called a bigot.
~ Rick Santorum
Every society in the history of man has upheld the institution of marriage as a bond between a man and a woman. Why? Because society is based on one thing: that society is based on the future of the society. And that's what? Children. Monogamous relationships.
~ Rick Santorum
Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.
~ Rick Wright
Same-sex marriage isn't a gay privilege, it's equal rights. Privilege would be something like gay people not paying taxes. Like churches don't.
~ Ricky Gervais
There are going to be peaks and valleys in everything - in your marriage, in your job, in your life. So just enjoy the peaks and ride out the valleys. Just try not to do anything too rash.
~ Ricky Schroder
I look back to when I got divorced in the late 1970s. When that happened, I was so broken up. After that, I decided to seek God for my life and my next marriage.
~ Ricky Skaggs
Mr. Fitzgerald is a novelist and Mrs. Fitzgerald is a novelty
~ Ring Lardner
I was pretty sick for a couple of weeks--too sick for the Mrs. to give me the news. And it's a wonder I didn't
~ Ring Lardner
And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.
~ Ringo Starr
Biographical info on Rita ] Born and raised in a Sephardic Jewish family in which culture and love of learning were categorical imperatives, she abandoned religion and embraced atheism. She devoted herself to Science, getting to the point of renouncing marriage for scientific research. ...Unlike other people, Rita Levi Montalcini was a complete human being.
~ Rita Levi-Montalcini
I mean, what do people talk about when they're married?" "Their kids, I guess." "Maybe that's all they have in common.
~ Rita Mae Brown
My husband's car goes from zero to sixty in ten seconds, and that makes him happy. I just don't know why he'd ever want to do that. Maybe someday he'll find an open stretch of road and play Frisbee with himself.
~ Rita Rudner
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the front. Women's dresses usually button and zip in the back. We need men emotionally and sexually, but we also need men to help us get dressed.
~ Rita Rudner
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
~ Rita Rudner
If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave skid marks.
~ Rita Rudner
My husband thinks that health food is anything he eats before the expiration date.
~ Rita Rudner
I was going with someone for a few years, but we broke up. It was one of those things. He wanted to get married, and I didn't want him to.
~ Rita Rudner
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage — they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.
~ Rita Rudner
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
~ Rita Rudner