Quotes About Marriage

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count them.

I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.

I tell ya, my wife is never nice. She won a trip to Las Vegas for two. She went twice.

I asked my wife, "Last night, were you faking it?" She said, "No, I was really sleeping.

The day my wife and I got married—that was a beauty. I gave her the ring and she gave me the finger.

I tell ya one thing, my wife keeps me in line. No matter how many guys are ahead of me.

I told my doctor, "I think my wife has VD." He gave himself a shot of penicillin.

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip.

a majority of American Catholics now agree that one can marry outside the church and still remain a "good Catholic

Legislation to create a new 10 percent tax bracket, reduce the marriage penalty, cut the tax rate on dividends and capital gains, and increase the child tax credit have been essential elements in this economic expansion.

But they do not talk long before they make it clear that they expect the marriage partner, real or hoped-for, to fill some lack, some vacancy within themselves; and they are anxious and angry because he or she doesn't.

The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before bed admired then forgotten.

In Sanskrit, there exists no word for 'The Individual' (L'Individu). En Grèce antique, il n'y avait aucun mot pour dire 'Devoir' (Duty). In French, the word for 'Wife' is the same as the word for 'Woman.' En anglais, nous n'avons aucun mot semblable à l'exquise 'Jouissance!

From flophouse bed To poorhouse bread, all outhouse sorrow: I thee wed.

Having federal officials, whether judges, bureaucrats, or congressmen, impose a new definition of marriage on the people is an act of social engineering profoundly hostile to liberty.

Maybe calling it being hitched ain't the prettiest way to say you're married, but it's the truth to my mind and true in a good way, because you're working together and depending on each other, and you're sharing the load.

He had written my mother once that he wanted her to be the first thing he saw every morning and the last thing he ever saw. And that's how it turned out.

Promise from God | PROVERBS 12:4 | A worthy wife is a crown for her husband, but a disgraceful woman is like cancer in his bones.

How vague these husbands are.