Quotes About Marriage

The first time you marry for love, the second for money, and the third for companionship.

A whole woman will always attract a whole man. And when they touch, they will fuse to create a whole marriage. Ultimately, when the time is right, they will produce whole children.

My parents were both from Scotland, but had been resident in Lower Canada some time before their marriage, which took place in Montreal; and in that city I spent most of my life.

The mark of a good marriage is when only one of you goes crazy at a time!

The days were sunny, the nights were star-studded. Indeed married life was strawberries for breakfast and loving all the time.

My mother was born in San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, colored and married to a white woman. When I move into a neighborhood, people start running four ways at the same time.

The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.

Then be not coy, but use your time; And while ye may, go marry: For having lost but once your prime, You may for ever tarry.

I've never won an argument with my wife; and the only time I thought I had I found out the argument wasn't over yet.

I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.

God speaks with authority on every subject including marriage and His advice trumps Oprah's every time.

I was married at the time when I first joined the band and my wife said: 'Why don't you write a song about me ?' So I wrote 'She's got balls'. Then she divorced me.

That celebrated marriage of science and art, photography, seemed at the time to join together how we look at the world, art, with how we were coming to know it, science.

I'm also married for the first time, and I have two kids. So there's some kind of good karma right now.

The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.

My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.

Every man in the time of courtship and in the first entrance of marriage, puts on a behavior like my correspondent's holiday suit.

My parents have a wonderful marriage, for many years. But I can't commit myself for such a long time.

In the 1960s we were fighting to be recognized as equals in the marketplace, in marriage, in education and on the playing field. It was a very exciting, rebellious time.

Ever since I got married I've been thinking night and day about whose fault it was, and every time I think about it, out comes a new fault to eat up the old one; but always there's a fault left.

When considering marriage one should ask oneself this question; 'will I be able to talk with this person into old age?' Everything else is transitory, the most time is spent in conversation.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

I married two weeks after my 18th birthday, far too young, and by the time I was 23 I was a single mother of three small children, Sean, Daniel and Victoria, living in a prefab house.