Quotes About Marriage

Getting married and having children is an evolution process, a live social experiment no one is documenting.

I'm married to an American. I work for a company that is, you know, its headquarters in the U.S.

I was in a marriage, and we didn't make it. So my hope is, through my music, I can help heal some relationships that may be headed in that direction.

I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said, 'I need health benefits.'

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.

Good marriages are made in heaven. Or some such place.

I got a little advice for everybody: marry the girl who's going to get you to heaven.

No comedian's wife thinks he's funny. The first few years of the marriage, maybe. I was funny as hell the first couple of years.

It is going to sound cliched, but my husband has been incredibly helpful.

Gertrude Stein really thought of Hemingway as frail. He almost married Stein.

There are apparently three factors that lead to longevity: heredity, habits, and what your wife will let you get away with.

A perfect hero is about as boring as a perfect marriage.

After marriage, my love won't be divided between my mom and my wife. It will be doubled. My mom has always been as much my hero as my father.

The only question a girl can ask herself when their husband chooses to see '27 Dresses' is this: What on earth has he done?

My wife doesn't want to go. She says, 'I am your wife, I will do as a wife should.' But she is worried about what she will do in Chicago, all by herself.

We have the time now to actually find ourselves before we settle down and marry and have kids. But for someone like Daphne, her only way of finding herself and figuring out who she is is through getting married.

I'm totally against straight marriage - even though I'm married. I don't think heterosexual marriage is any of the government's business.

Most kids just follow the cycle. My grandfather didn't finish high school. My father didn't, and I didn't. But you can break the cycle. You can have a successful marriage and be a good father.

By age 19, I was married to a high-profile, much older musician and was mother to a baby girl. Since then, I've been divorced, been a cheater, been cheated on, gotten happily remarried, and raised a couple of great kids.

When you cut your life into a film - 90-some minutes of film - you end up taking snapshots and vignettes of the highlights of it - marriage, divorce, death, success, fame, loss. The up and the down and the up again.

Marriage is traditionally old-school in many respects. It is highly antiquated, and, that being said, beautiful.

My advice to Hillary would be to divorce that chump.

Every major life decision in my 20s and 30s - when to get married, where to buy an apartment, whether to freeze my eggs until after the election - had revolved around a single looming question: What about Hillary Clinton?

He never married. But he wrote a good book.