Quotes About Marriage

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

When I wake up," he said, "remind me that I'm going to marry her.

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

Where does the family start? It starts with a young man falling in love with a girl - no superior alternative has yet been found.

If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.

The best thing a parent can do for a child is to love his or her spouse.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

It's funny because I think it also goes very well with the show. It has this reputation as being this love city where everyone goes to get married, but when you get there, it's very corny and tacky.

A happy wedlock is a long falling in love.

I always thought Camilla was the perfect love match with Charles.

Before we make love, my husband takes a pain killer.

You sleep with a man, that's your husband. So make sure before you lay down, you love him.

If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

There's the foolish green puppy love that we start out with, then at some later time there's the common-sense, lukewarm sense of caring that keeps a husband and a wife together.  Somewhere in between, there's that deep love that comes once in a lifetime

Are you still with this man? On no, She sniffed. I realized pretty quickly I couldn't marry a man without a bookshelf. No bookshelf? In his house. Not even a little one in his loo for the Reader's Digest. Many people in this country don't read books. He didn't have one book. Not even a true crime. Or a Jeffrey Archer. I mean, what does that tell you about someone's character?

Marianne touches his elbow, halting him. 'You know I'll tell you something about being married five times. Or married five times and still friends with my surviving ex-husbands'. She counts them on gnarled fingers. 'That would be three'. He waits. 'It teaches you damn all about love.' Paul begins to smile, but she hasn't finished. Her grip on his arm is surprisingly strong. 'What it does teach you, Mr McCafferty, is that there's a whole lot more to life than winning.

I realized pretty quickly I couldn't marry a man without a bookshelf.

But don't blame me for the food. My wife knows a hundred and one ways to incinerate a cow, and as far as I can tell she's still experimenting.

Mum, you're not going to get divorced, are you?" Her eyes shot open. "Divorced? I'm a good Catholic girl, Louisa. We don't divorce. We just make our men suffer for all eternity.

marriage, they say, halves one's rights and doubles one's duties.

handsome husband, who adores you, and a wardrobe any woman

Divorced? I'm a good Catholic girl, Louisa. We don't divorce. We just make our men suffer for all eternity!