Quotes About Marriage

I see myself being a father, hopefully a husband, but I'm very gun-shy. The older I get, the further the goalpost.

Obviously, I'm going to be embarrassing to the kid. There's just no way not. I just hope the kid has a really good sense of humor... My husband's very serious - he doesn't find me funny at all - so I'm hoping the kid is like, 'Mom is hilarious!' That'd be really great.

Getting married young was the worst experience of my life. It was horrible - really horrible.

The English take the breeding of their horses and dogs more seriously than they do their children. God forbid that the wrong drop of blood should get into their labrador. But their children marry everywhere.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

My goal is to be hosting my own show and be happily married with children, so I've been thinking about that a lot lately.

For a romantic comedy to be three hours long, that's longer than most marriages.

I think that for a child to be in a household... with a situation where the parents are not married, as in being one man and one woman, is not the best household for a child.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

I put urinals in all my houses. They save marriages.

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive.

I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.

I am delighted by how much I enjoy being married.

Rock Hudson let his gay agent marry him off to his secretary because he didn't want people to get the right idea.

For me, to get to play an action hero in a science fiction film is a marriage of two genres that I'm a huge fan of.

Being married was a huge part of my life. I spent six and a half years with someone, and it didn't work. Anyone in a long-term relationship knows how hard that is.

My wife is a brilliant, hugely understanding person.

I'm just not a huge romantic type and getting married is a hugely romantic gesture.

I don't know, 53 years with the same human being? I can't be around myself for more than three or four hours before I want to kill everybody.

I've got a wife who keeps me humble.

You have to fight for your marriage, do whatever it takes. The commitment has to be there. And if you don't have a sense of humor, I don't know how anybody makes it.

There was a difference between the rock 'n' roll royalty, the woman who was married to or dating a rock star and the girl that hung out and just wanted sex.

In Hungary, if homosexuals would like to live together, they can do so under the civil code. But what we call marriage is exclusively for one man and one woman. We are a Christian country. That's a historical fact.

People say children from broken homes have it hard, but the children of charmed marriages have their own particular challenges.