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Quotes About Marriage

Progress of a marriage: There was a time when you couldn't make me happy. Now the time has come when you can make me unhappy.
~ Irving Layton
Always accepting the greatest joy of all is the time that I get to spend with my wife.
~ James Lipton
I do want to get married again, and I want to have kids. And this time, I really want to do it right.
~ Janet Jackson
My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
~ Jase Robertson
You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!
~ Jeff Foxworthy
When you first get married, they open the car door for you. Eighteen years now...once he opened the car door for me in the last four years - we were on the freeway at the time.
~ Joan Rivers
I lost my job and started painting houses with a friend. The marriage had ended about the same time the career did.
~ John Dufresne
My wife who is non-Jewish regrets it all the time that I can say these terrible things about fellow Jews and she can't.
~ Joseph Epstein
We had a happy marriage because we were together all the time. We were friends as well as husband and wife. We just had a good time.
~ Julia Child
Husband and wife have no time left to spend together. Marriage took away our one reason for getting married.
~ Erica Jong, Fear of Flying
We came to realize how little married couples see of each other once they crawl in the bourgeois box.
~ Erica Jong, Fear of Flying
I am married but I've yet to meet my wife, and she is dead. Such is the life of a time-traveler... complicated, that is.
~ M.K. Alexander
I was close to getting married a long time ago. But it didn't happen, and since then it has not been happening. It is jinxed, and I am very happy. I hope this jinx continues.
~ Salman Khan
Coming to terms with the fact that my marriage was a failure was devastating and very difficult. I blamed myself for a lot of things. It took me a very long time to get over it.
~ Sarah McLachlan
When you are young, do not get involved in steady dating. When you reach an age where you think of marriage, then is the time to become so involved.
~ Gordon B. Hinckley
My music is about where I am at the time. In 'Raymond vs. Raymond, ' I was going through a lot of things, and it came out in my music. My marriage fell apart, and I was suddenly a single father.
~ Usher
If you like a man and he likes you, you should get married as fast as you can. Otherwise, you both are going to change your minds. There's plenty of time for that after marriage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
I was made to believe there was a plan in place for ending Donald's previous marriage. I pulled away because I wanted to allow him the time to deal with his wife.
~ Marla Maples
The love of husband and wife is the force that welds society together.
~ Saint John Chrysostom
A good marriage does not require a perfect man or a perfect woman. It only requires a man and a woman committed to strive together toward perfection.
~ Dallin H. Oaks
They are not said to be husband and wife, who merely sit together. Rather they alone are called husband and wife, who have one soul in two bodies.
~ Guru Amar Das
I have the best husband one could dream of; I could never have imagined finding one like him. He is a true gift of heaven, and the more we live together the more we love each other.
~ Marie Curie
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
~ Lenny Clarke
It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.
~ Tom Papa