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Quotes About Marriage

All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble.
~ Raymond Hull
If two people cannot live together, both should have the right to opt out of the marriage. In an ideal world, that would be an acceptable solution.
~ Kapil Sibal
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it?
~ Karl Pilkington
For me, personally, marriage is a man and a woman living together.
~ Angela Merkel
I think that's what makes a successful marriage: a mindful sense of self and the ability to make clear choices to stay together or choices not to.
~ Goldie Hawn
My parents always looked like they loved being together. That's what I took from them, and that's how my wife and I are. I still feel like we're dating.
~ Billy Crystal
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
~ W. C. Fields
Speaking as somebody who has been happily married for 35 years, I can't imagine any choice more consequential for a lifelong journey than the choice of a traveling companion.
~ Ben Bernanke
As an actor, you travel so much. It isn't great for a marriage.
~ Mila Kunis
It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.
~ Groucho Marx
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight, but can she climb a tree.
~ Henny Youngman
Marriage is what marriage is... It's like going out and saying, 'That tree is a car.' Well, the tree's not a car. A tree's a tree. Marriage is marriage.
~ Rick Santorum
Somehow it just don't seem fittin' for a bridegroom to spend his weddin' night in a tree.
~ Jane Powell
Wives don't need a good provider, they need a Godly man who will help them trust in The Provider - God!!
~ Nick Vujicic
Two people can only live as one when each is prepared to give and receive trust and understanding. Above that lies respect. Without respect for how the other feels, no marriage is worthwhile.
~ Helen Hollick, The Kingmaking
The great thing about marriage is that it creates trust, the most precious of things.
~ Theodore Zeldin
The trouble is people leave too much to luck. They get married and then trust to luck. They should be sure in the first place.
~ John O'Hara
A good marriage is at least 80% good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust.
~ Nanette Newman
I wouldn't trust a man and woman who never had their fights.
~ Gretl Braun
I don't have any romantic ideas about marriage. Trust me. A white dress... ? No. It's not something for me.
~ Diane Kruger
Ugh! How many stories about love, copulation, marriage and death already exist, not one of which tells the truth! How sick I am of well-constructed plots and brilliant writing!
~ Sadegh Hedayat
The truth is you can have a great marriage, but there are still no guarantees.
~ Demi Moore
I drink because she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you, He's a lush and she's a shrew.
~ Ogden Nash
Marry me? Wait. No, no. Incorrect response. It'll just weird her out and make her run again. Normal. Be normal. You can do this. You're not just a great skater. You're a normal great skater
~ Shelly Laurenston