Quotes About Marriage

Dad was the generation that fought in both world wars, and people married rather later when they had been in the trenches. My mum was an actress and he saw her in a show in London and they married. She stopped acting when she had babies, which is a shame.

The trend of opinion among eugenists is that we must make marriage more difficult. Certainly no one who is not a desirable parent should be permitted to produce progeny.

Pink Floyd is like a marriage that's on a permanent trial separation.

I went to South America with the idea that I would be an explorer, that I'd find lost tribes, become one of them, marry the chief's daughter and find riches of gold.

I love my play 'The Trials and Tribulations Of A Trailer Trash Housewife' because I get these letters from all of these women who literally have left their spouses who were abusing them. You know, I'm just breaking up marriages right and left. But, that need to be broken up.

An actress who has the gift of swaying the emotions of an audience, of compelling tribute of tears, or of moving the public to joyous merriment, cannot always be satisfied to set aside her whole career, in the work that she loves, simply because she is married.

There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

If you have to make a daily choice to be in a relationship then you are married to the past, not the person.

If I meet my ideal woman, I want to get married straight away. And start making a world of just the two of us.

The three things a guy should want to change about his girl is her last name, address and her viewpoint on men.

This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.

A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.

That's where the conflict starts. We all want for a wife a combination Sunday school teacher and a $500-a-night hooker.

If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows.

Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise'.

The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry.

If you are clever enough to figure out what men want, you are either too wise to marry them or too intimidating for them to marry you.

At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.

I found out that when you get married the man becomes the head of the house. And the woman becomes the neck, and she turns the head any way she wants to.

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

I can't believe how blessed I am! I'm married to the most wonderful man, Gene Raymond, whom I'm deeply in love with, and, my career is right where I want it to be. I can live like this forever!

I don't believe that people would ever fall in love or want to be married if they hadn't been told about it. It's like abroad: no one would want to go there if they hadn't been told it existed.

I like to have everything smiley and happy for my husband. Men don't want to see a grumpy face at the end of a hard day.

The key to a successful marriage is accepting that you're not going to change the other person. And the words "Yes, dear. Whatever you want.