Quotes About Marriage

How do I love Tim McGraw? Let me count the ways: I love that he's a country boy with a city sensibility. I love that he refuses to be pegged, and his duet with Nelly proves it. And I really love that he had the brains to marry Faith Hill.

In many ways we were what Billy and Ruth Graham called 'happily incompatible'.

The resurrection constitutes, as it were, the womb of the new aeon, out of which believers issue as, in a new, altogether unprecedented, sense, sons of God: "They are sons of God, being sons of the resurrection," therefore they neither marry, nor are given in marriage (Lk. xx. 35-36).

All men should be required to have their marital status tattooed on their foreheads.

Do you, Maddison Louise Springer, take this man as your hunka hunka burning love, to hold tight and be true until you both go to that big 'ol heartbreak hotel in the sky?" Elvis asked me.

The definition of marriage? When a woman adopts an overgrown man-child who cannot be handled by his parents any longer.

Women are like bottles of liquor. They should be sampled, savored, then discarded. Matrimony is for men who can't handle their liquor.

I'm married, yes, but not for long. This girl will be getting a speedy annulment." Another step. "No need. I'll make you a widow.

Erik described the relationship between a CEO and a CIO as a dysfunctional marriage. That both sides feel powerless and held hostage by the other.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age — once you learn to keep a cork in it.

Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.

When you retire, you switch bosses — from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

We have the greatest pre-nuptial agreement in the world. It's called love.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition — with the possible exception of closet space.

The state's interest in marriage is stability. Generally speaking, polygamy does not work for stability. Inherent in the whole polygamous movement is a deep and abiding misogyny and denigration of women. So polygamy is objectionable on lots of grounds.

Stability is why society has an interest in marriage.

Far from undermining marriage, gay and lesbian couples seeking marriage for themselves are perhaps the institution's best friends. At a time when marriage is seen as less desirable and less necessary for straight couples, gay and lesbian people are lining up at town halls and church doors to participate in this traditional and long-standing institution.

The biggest financial pitfall in life is divorce. And the biggest reason for divorce is marriage.

Gilda, if your marriage is so bad why don't you get out of it?" "I'm afraid to be alone.

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.

No wedded man so hardy be t'assailleHis wyves pacience, in trust to fyndeGrisildis, for in certein he shal faille!

"My lige lady, generally," quod he,"Wommen desiren have sovereyneteeAs well over hir housbond as hir love."

It is no childes pleyTo take a wyf withouten avysement.

Servant in love and lord in marriage.