Quotes About Marriage

Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore.

There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.

With twice his wits, she had to see things through his eyes -- one of the tragedies of married life.

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

I am fiscally prudent and socially progressive. I believe in protecting a woman's right to choose. I believe in marriage equality.

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.

Them lady poets must not marry, pal.

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

God created marriage. No government subcommittee envisioned it. No social organization developed it. Marriage was conceived and born in the mind of God.

There is nothing more terrorizing than the possibility that nothing is hidden. There is nothing more scandalous than a happy marriage

Unable to suppress love, the Church wanted at least to disinfect it, and it created marriage.

The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.

Marriage fills the Earth, virginity Heaven.

The secret of a happy marriage is to serve God and each other.

We are trained to analyze problems and create solutions. We forget that marriage is a relationship, not a project to be completed or a problem to solve.

The instances that second marriage move Are base respects of thrift, but none of love.

They say that adultery is the main thing that can damage a marriage, but it's not. It's boredom.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

I don't think Christians should use birth control. You consummate your marriage as often as you like - and if you have babies, you have babies.

I don't believe in marriage. It's bloody impractical. 'To love, honor, and obey.' If it weren't, you wouldn't have to sign a contract.

Marriage was invented to make girls miserable. I will never get married again, not ever again.

Each marriage bears the footprints of economic and cultural trends which originate far outside marriage.

Bad divorce?" Hardy asked, his gaze falling to my hands. I realized I was clutching my purse in a death grip. "No, the divorce was great," I said. "It was the marriage that sucked.

The whole point of marriage is to encourage your partner's development and have them encourage yours.