Quotes About Marriage

There is a crisis in America. That crisis is divorce. It is easier to get out of a marriage than (to get out of a) contract to buy a used car.

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing.

Though we marry as adults, we don't marry adults. We marry children who have grown up and still rejoice in being children, especially if we're creative.

Many a marriage hardly differs from prostitution, except being harder to escape from.

When it's your fourth marriage, you tend to lose faith in superstitions.

Heiresses are never jilted.

I've never quite understood why people marry; marriage is just an invented structure

What a good thing there is no marriage or giving in marriage in the after-life; it will certainly help to smooth things out.

I often think we do not take this business of photography in a sufficiently serious spirit. Issuing a photograph is like marriage: you can only undo the mischief with infinite woe.

Marriage isn't a 50-50 proposition very often. It's more like 100-0 one moment and 0-100 the next.

Ay, marriage is the life-long miracle, The self-begetting wonder, daily fresh.

Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.

Marriage, and the process of coming to it, is not heaven! It is the bonding together of two needy sinners in order to make a partnership which is substantially greater than either of them alone.

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

Marriage is a language of love, equality, and inclusion.

When you have kids, there's a tendency to put the marriage stew on the back burner and give it a quick stir now and then. But it's important to remember why you had children with this person.

The best by far is to marry in one's own rank.

With children no longer the universally accepted reason for marriage, marriages are going to have to exist on their own merits.

How hard it is to have the beautiful interdependence of marriage and yet be strong in oneself alone.

Hasty marriage seldom proveth well.

Nothing new here, except my marrying, which to me is a matter of profound wonder.

Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.

Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.

O marriage! marriage! what a curse is thine, Where hands alone consent and hearts abhor.