Quotes About Marriage

Old married people look so much alike that they have the same number of hairs in their ears.

A marriage is likely to be called happy if neither party ever expected to get much happiness out of it.

On a baby of his own: You gotta be married first. That's my rule: marriage then baby!

To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way out of it.

There are no cartoons about happy marriages.

While I am impulsive in many areas of my life, marriage is not one of them.

All tragedies are finished bya death, All comedies are ended bya marriage; The future states of both are left to faith.

Marriage is only good for two things: tax breaks and adultery.

Friendships and marriage are far more potent than financial conflicts.

The best part of married life is the fights. The rest is merely so-so.

[Banning marriage equality is] discrimination, plain and simple. It's really not about votes. It's about people. I think it's the right thing to do as a human being.

The triumphal-procession-air which, in our manners and customs, is given to marriage at the outset - that singing of Te Deum before the battle has begun.

What tale do you like best to hear?' 'Oh, I have not much choice! They generally run on the same theme - courtship; and promise to end in the same catastrophe - marriage.

If there was more courting in marriage, there'd be fewer marriages in court. Date your mate. Today.

It's easy to get married, but hard to stay that way.

Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe.

Marriage is a triumph of habit over hate.

In a happy marriage there is a continuous dense magnetic sense of communication.

In this day and age, love is temporary and marriage is unnatural--the product of Madison Avenue advertising executives and television producers.

The secret to a long marriage in the film industry? Marry someone wonderful, as I did. And always have her come along on location.

I'm good in bed, actually, and I think I could learn to be a good communicator, too. The only trouble with that is it leads to marriage.

But most thro' midnight streets I hear How the youthful Harlots curse Blasts the new-born Infants tear And blights with plagues the Marriage hearse

A marriage without children is the world without the sun.

Marriage is like a table with four legs - the couple, the children, the parents and the in-laws. Break any of these and the marriage crashes to the floor