Quotes About Marriage

The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order.

Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.

I always compare marriage to communism. They're both institutions that don't conform to human nature, so you're going to end up with lying and hypocrisy.

Marriage must perforce fight against the all-devouring monster of habit.

Singleness is a gift; marriage is a gift. We should not misuse the gifts we've been given.

Other than my marriage, the decision to get a Ph.D. was probably the best decision of my life.

Marriage is the tomb of friendship.

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer.

Adultery ... could be as banal as marriage.

Marriage, in contrast to the flu, starts with a fever and ends with the chills.

Celibacy and suicide are a similar levels of understanding, suicide and a martyr's death not so by any means, perhaps marriage and a martyr's death.

We do not create marriage from scratch. Instead, in the elegant language of the marriage ceremony, we 'enter into the holy estate of matrimony.

Marriage is sought and kept alive by a deep yearning to know another and be known by another.

To protect ourselves against the storms of passion, marriage with a woman is a harbor in the tempest; but with a bad woman it is a tempest in the harbor.

I believe that marriage is a representation of Christ and the church and when Christ and the church are unified, they are the strongest and most attractive to those that don't know Jesus.

We are very puritan in America. We still hold true to these really antiquated values, this idea of the sanctity of marriage.

I don't consider my marriages as failures! It's idiotic to assume that because a marriage ends, it's failed.

Probably the most important single element that I found in my own marriage was a sense of humor. My wife had a delicious sense of humor, and I think I have an adequate one.

I've been very lucky in this second marriage. It's just luck. It's absolute luck. And I can only marvel at it. So many other things could have happened that didn't, so overall I feel blessed.

Marriage equality is not a choice. It is a legal right.

On marriage: You sort of stumble along and reconnect and lose each other and reconnect again.

There's something about marriage that is not as intensely romantic or interesting as a couple's first meeting.

Maybe being married is talking to oneself with one's other self listening.

Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.