logo

Quotes About Marriage

for every marriage that is made in Heaven, there is a marriage made in Hell.
~ Phyllis Chesler
If you want a successful marriage, let your husband do what he wants to do.
~ Rush Limbaugh
It's one thing to tolerate a boring marriage; a boring affair does not make sense.
~ Jane Wagner
Marriage is a land mine. A really intimate land mine. Adultery to kitchen fires. Never a dull [moment].
~ Nora Roberts
I'm in an interracial marriage.
~ Harold Ford, Jr.
I don't do marriage. I think it's incredibly naff. And I don't like vulgar displays of ostentation.
~ Jenny Eclair
According to God, the One who designed and instituted marriage, love is a choice. It's a matter of obedience, not emotion.
~ Kay Arthur
Part of the impetus for my writing is the pain I've seen my friends experience both in their marriage and in their dreams.
~ Peter D. Kramer
We do not marry for ourselves, whatever we say; we marry just as much or more for our posterity, for our family. The practice and benefit of marriage concerns our race very far beyond us.
~ Michel de Montaigne
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
~ Joan Collins
If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.
~ Courtney Thorne Smith
Marriage is a matter of more worth Than to be dealt in by attorneyship.
~ William Shakespeare
I also have a degree in marriage, family and child counseling - I'm a therapist.
~ Stephen Furst
Marriage is the process by which a woman deprives herself of an escort.
~ Myrtle Reed
[...] marriage is one thing, and love is another...You need to have a solid canvas; nobody stops you to weave the arabesques.
~ Andre Maurois
Actually, I have to say that I don't believe in having a sexual realtionship outside of marriage.
~ Brian Littrell
Heterosexual marriage is the heart of our civilization.
~ Newt Gingrich
Marriage is a big word for all guys," Shane said. "You know that. It's kind of an allergy. We get itchy and sweaty just trying to spell it, much less do it.
~ Rachel Caine
There are many people who consider love a dream, but they usually grow to think of marriage as the cold breakfast.
~ Myrtle Reed
If there is one notion I hate more than another, it is that of marriage - I mean marriage in the vulgar, weak sense, as a mere matter of sentiment.
~ Charlotte Bronte
If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other.
~ Alec Baldwin
There aren't many great adverts for marriage or parenthood. It always looks so stressful, and that's what I've been scared of. What you don't realise is how much you're going to get back.
~ Robbie Williams
My husband sings Baa Baa black sheep and we pretend that all's certain and good, that the marriage won't end.
~ Anne Sexton
Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
~ Aisha Tyler