Quotes About Marriage

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

Men and women were declared equal one morning and everybody could divorce each other by postcard

Happiness is being married to your best friend.

Refecting on the high divorce rate in America as contrasted with England "American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers

The fact that I haven't been married might qualify me as belonging in the nutty category to a lot of women.

Women when they marry buy a cat in the bag.

I guess I just don't have a talent for it, some women just aren't the marrying kind - or anyway, not the permanent marrying kind, and I'm one of them.

A significant minority of senior women I've interviewed say, 'Love the companionship, glad to live with him, but I spent my first marriage picking up after a man and I'm not going to do that anymore.

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.

I don't sleep with happily married men.

The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes.

The compulsion to find a lover and husband in a single person has doomed more women to misery than any other illusion.

I got married about three years ago again to a wonderful German woman. Her name is Monika and she is beautiful. She is one of the biggest women Zappa fans I have ever met in my life.

Divorce has become so easy nowadays that women have stopped crying at weddings.

There is something special about unions of husband and wife. Unless we bring men and women together, children will not have mothers and fathers.

The ezer is a warrior, and this has far-reaching implications for women, not only in marriage, but in every relationship, season, and walk of life.

Success is hard in general for most women. We now have such busy lives, and we're told we can do everything - you know, we can have the relationship and the marriage and the kids and the career.

We hope the day will soon come when every girl will be a member of a great Union of Unmarried Women, pledged to refuse an offer ofmarriage from any man who is not an advocate of their emancipation.

Nothing so casts down the manly mind from it's height as the fondling of women and those bodily contacts which belong to the married state.

Men need marriage more than women do. In fact, they need it to survive.

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

When a man marries he takes a bigger risk than the woman, because she can march out with his kids, his money, his home, and his dog.

Marriage is an intimate relationship between two people. It is a bad idea to involve a third party.

Men are pigs. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.