Quotes About Marriage

So many women waited until later to get married and then even later after they got married to have children. And then they have problems, and it takes them five, six, seven years to have children.

Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.

I feel very angry when I think of brilliant, or even interesting, women whose minds are wasted on a home. Better have an affair. It isn't permanent and you keep your job.

The difficulty of course is that I like women. It is only wives I am in trouble with.

["When are you getting married" in Everybody Loves Somebody] is funny because it's put on by women and men. Society makes women feel like, oh, you're getting old.

I've always thought men and women are not too well suited to each other. It's inevitable that they should come together, but, again, how well suited are they to live together in the same house?

Eventually women will learn there's no such thing as freedom. Their husbands are just as fastened to the deck as they are. Men get onto a treadmill and never got off.

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!

Brigham Young had 47 children, and over 50 women as wives.

If marriage can be redefined so that it no longer means a man and a woman but two men or two women, why stop there? Why not allow three men or a woman and two men to constitute a marriage?

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

Controlling mothers do not pass the baton to their son's new wife.

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

There's no point dating a guy who can't support a family.

You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award.

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife.

Men are just as willing as women to marry up, and life is now giving them the opportunity to do so. So, women, own up to your accomplishments, buy him a drink, and tell him what you really do.

While there may have once been a stigma to making money, high-earning women actually have an advantage in the dating-and-marriage market.

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.

Marriage is not an act of services. It is a comfort man or woman seeks for himself or herself.

There are women who love their husbands as blindly, as enthusiastically, and as enigmatically as nuns their cloister.

I saw men whom thirty years had changed but slightly; but their wives had grown old. These were good women; it is very wearing to be good.

We all marry strangers. All men are strangers to all women.