Quotes About Marriage

To keep your marriage brimming with love in the cup, whenever you're wrong admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is when a man looses his bachelors degree and woman gets her masters degree.

The only mistake for which people are congratulated is marriage.

My husband and I married for better or worse!! He couldn't have done better and I couldn't have done worse!

Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works and the wife shops.

A good marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Marriage is just fancy word to adopt an over grown male child who is no more handled by his parents.

"When you realise you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!

Choosing a mate is not a matter of can they do the job, rather will they. A partner of "potential" doesn't make for a happy marriage. Their actions have to be in line with your needs.

The formula for achieving middle-class success is simple: Finish high school; don't have a child before the age of 20; and get married before having the child.

I married an archeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me.

When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

I'm a teen-age bride.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.

The only way to make a husband over according to one's ideas ... would be to adopt him at an early age, say four.

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.

My notion of a wife at forty is that a man should be able to change her like a banknote for two twenties.

I wasn't always overweight. I was a skinny little punk of a kid with severe asthma. When I got married at the age of 22, I wore a cut-down size eight wedding gown.

Offspring, the due performance on religious rites, faithful service, highest conjugal happiness and heavenly bliss for the ancestors and oneself, depend on one's wife alone.