Quotes About Marriage

I believe wholeheartedly in marriage. I don't exclusively mean a marriage with a legal contract, but any relationship that constitutes a marriage because of the quality of their relationship.

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.

When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her husband without looking at him, and a man's so dull that he can look right through his wife without seeing her.

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

When you see what some women marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her — and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.

I needed a wife, goddamnit, someone to take care of me while I took care of business. But I was the wife. And mother. So

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.

Take my wife, please.

Helmer: First and foremost, you are a wife and mother.Nora: That I don't believe any more. I believe that first and foremost I am an individual, just as much as you are.