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Quotes About Marriage

Take two people. Slice lengthways. Boil with the lid on. Add a marriage, a past, another woman. Sugar to taste. Pass through a chance meeting. Lubricate sparingly. Serve on a bed of – or is it in a bed of –? Use fresh and top with raw emotion.
~ Jeanette Winterson
On the one side there were those who claimed that love, if it be allowed bat all, must be kept tame by marriage vows and family ties so that its fiery heat warms the hearth but does not burn down the house. On the other there were those who believed that only passion freed the soul from its mud-hut, and that only by loosing the heart like a coursing hare and following it until sundown could a man or woman sleep quietly at night.
~ Jeanette Winterson
Late-night TV and snoring side by side into the millennium. Till death us do part. Anniversary darling? What's wrong with that?
~ Jeanette Winterson
I reassured myself as best I could. The minister was a man, but he wore a skirt, so that made him special. There must be others, but were there enough? That was the worry. There were a lot of women, and most of them got married. If they couldn't marry each other, and I didn't think they could, because of having babies, some of them would inevitably have to marry beasts.
~ Jeanette Winterson
I tried not to marry you because neither of us have a happy-ever-after story written inside us.
~ Jeanette Winterson
Ah,' thought the king sadly, shrugging his shoulders, I see clearly that if one has a crazy wife, one cannot avoid being a fool.' (Queen Fantasque)
~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Reconcile those who are at strife, prevent lawsuits; incline children to duty, fathers to kindness; promote happy marriages; prevent annoyances; freely use the credit of your pupil's parents on behalf of the weak who cannot obtain justice, the weak who are oppressed by the strong. Be just, human, kindly. Do
~ Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Mom also hinted a couple of times that it was good I was going to college, since with one failed marriage behind me, I 'd have trouble landing a good husband and would need something to fall back on. A package that's been opened once doesn't have the same appeal.
~ Jeannette Walls
Marriage] made the hard moments easier and the good moments better.
~ Jeannette Walls
She's the one married to Dad. That was her choice, I said. She needs to be firmer, lay down the law for Dad instead of getting hysterical all the time. What Dad needs is a strong woman. A caryatid wouldn't be strong enough for Dad. What's that? Pillars shaped like women, Lori said. The ones holding up those Greek temples with their heads. I was looking at a picture of some the other day, thinking, Those women have the second toughest job in the world.
~ Jeannette Walls
People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.
~ Mary Wesley
I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.
~ Mehmet Oz
Everyone knows that marriage is the biggest personal decision you make, but it's the biggest career decision you can make.
~ Sheryl Sandberg
There are two things for a marriage to be good. One is to work hard on it. The other one is to marry above you. And I succeeded at both of those.
~ Ben Affleck
The only way marriage can work is if a man respects the woman and she is a thinking woman and he wants to work on the marriage.
~ Al Goldstein
Staying focused is hard work and staying married is even harder.
~ Crystal Gayle
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
~ Evan Esar
When I was married, I didn't work. When I had my children, I didn't work. But before that, I'd work for Diana Vreeland at 'Harper's Bazaar.'
~ Lee Radziwill
I'm married, and my wife has set out very limited Xbox limits. But if I had my druthers, I'd be playing all the time and never see any of my friends or do any work.
~ Paul Scheer
No marriage or family, no ward or stake is likely to reach its full potential until husbands and wives, mothers and fathers, men and women work together in unity of purpose.
~ Sheri L. Dew
Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.
~ Honore de Balzac
The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger
I work hard to let my wife know how much I love her. I try to do that every day.
~ Darius Rucker
My father was on the faculty in the Chemistry Department of Harvard University; my mother had one year of graduate work in physics before her marriage.
~ Kenneth G. Wilson