Quotes About Marriage

I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to get married!

Even the God of Calvin never judged anyone as harshly as married couples judge each other.

When thou choosest a wife, think not only of thyself, but of those God may give thee of her, that they reproach thee not for their being.

God hates divorce-always, forever, regardless, without exception.

I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask.

Comic-strip artists do not make good husbands, and God knows they do not make good comic strips.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

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A great deal of thought must be given to your daughter's marriage. Otherwise, she will simply slink off like a cat on a dark night to be fertilized under a bush to God knows whom!

If we will do our part and take a strong stand for our families, God will do His part. He'll help us to have great marriages and great relationships with our parents and children.

A wife and a husband should be regarded as friends for the sake of Allaah. And that friendship is above material needs; each encouraging the other one to do good deeds, which are pleasing to Allaah.

It was the only ambition I ever had - not to be a dancer or Hollywood movie star, but to be a housewife in a good marriage.

A man with a good wife is the luckiest of God's creatures.

The most important thing for a good marriage is to learn how to argue peaceably.

Everybody wants you to do good things, but in a small town you pretty much graduate and get married. Mostly you marry, have children and go to their football games.

The ultimate end of your education was to make you a good wife.

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

A good wife must be strong enough to pull a plough and have a very erotic physique.

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are denied to us.

Any good marriage involves a certain amount of play-acting.

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.