Quotes About Marriage

I married the man of my dreams in 1998.

She gave me the kind of a look and smile that I guess is what tends to turn bachelors into married men.

Never underestimate the joy of being married to the one man at the party who knows how to dance.

When my cell phone rang, I'd just finished cutting up my marriage mattress.

I have wed twice, sir, and been widowed twice. No man survives his nuptial night with me, it appears, and you, sir, have been too kind to deserve such a fate.

If he had a wife, he'd have warmth in his bed, to be sure. But if he had a wife, he'd have a wealth of other problems. Like having a wife.

Those who marry to escape something usually find something else.

Mary Wollstonecraft was the first person to apply the phrase 'legal prostitution' to marriage.

Always remember, Peggy, it's matrimonial suicide to be jealous when you have a really good reason.

dog'll hunt." We were southerners and spoke the same language. This was not a visiting lecturer in jurisprudence but a man in the trenches. Suddenly I wanted to be there with him, under fire. I shook Beldon Ruth's hard hand, and I took the job he offered me. When I passed the bar exam I married Toba, and we moved into an apartment on Neptune Beach, forty minutes from the courthouse in downtown Jacksonville.

There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

They say all marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning.

My wife is my closest friend. Sure, I'm attracted to her in every way possible, but that's not the answer. Because I've been attracted to other people, and I couldn't stand 'em after a while.

These people who are making a big deal out of gay marriage? I don't give a fuck about who wants to get married to anybody else! Why not?! We're making a big deal out of things we shouldn't be making a deal out of. They go on and on with all this bullshit about 'sanctity' — don't give me that sanctity crap! Just give everybody the chance to have the life they want.

I couldn't bear a marriage in which one partner hinges on the other.

My wife needs her freedom just like me.

The truth is, the notion that gay marriage is harmful to marriage, is sort of mind-boggling, because these are people trying to get married. But it seems to me, if you want to defend marriage against something, defend it against divorce.

Oh! To rationalize oneself into matrimony...Oh! To decide something so grave in life 'after mature consideration'! Choose the color of a dress after a thousand hesitations, but for God's sake, get married without reflecting on it! That's the grace I wish I wish for you. May you even be so distracted that day that you walk past the registry office without remembering to stop there.

Entre les jeunes mariés ça va trop bien ou ça va trop mal. Et je ne sais pas lequel vaut le mieux. Mais ça ne va jamais tout seul.

Je me demande, entre parenthèses, pour qui vous la gardez? Pour un employé à deux mille quatre qui l'épousera et qui lui fera quatre enfants en trois ans?

The secret of a successful marriage is not to be at home too much.

His jacket was a little too large and his choice of tie made you think he didn't have a wife at home, at least not a fully sighted one.

Siri let out a silent puff of air. If he'd had a wife like this he would certainly have shot her long ago.