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Quotes About Marriage

Every other man is looking great saint after marriage.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
When you're married, you are a part of a vast decision making body. Before anything is accomplished, there's got to be meetings, committees have to study the situation.
~ Jerry Seinfeld
Rakes make good husbands. Especially when they fall in love.
~ Jess Michaels
You can't just say that, Pasquale. Those words have tremendous power. It's how people end up married.
~ Jess Walter
What kind of wife would I be if I left your father simply because he is dead?
~ Jess Walter
but the very idea scandalized her. "What kind of wife would I be if I left your father simply because he is dead?
~ Jess Walter
If you Find A Wife, they say, your Favorability Rating will improve, because although you are neck and neck with Nancy Fucking Beavers, a middle-aged woman with an ass like two neighborly cast-iron skillets who wears those unbelievable pantsuits — Nancy Fucking Beavers is not fucking single.
~ Unknown
You got cats at home? No cats. Only a husband.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
By now she has learned that her husband likes his food on the salty side, that his favorite thing about lamb curry is the potatoes, and that he likes to finish his dinner with a small final helping of rice and dal.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
It's not the type of thing Bengali wives do. Like a kiss or caress in a Hindi movie, a husband's name is something intimate and therefore unspoken, cleverly patched over. And so, instead of saying Ashoke's name, she utters the interrogative that has come to replace it, which translates roughly as "Are you listening to me?
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
The years the couple have together are a shared conclusion to lives separately built, separately lived. There is no use wondering what might have happened if the man had met her in his forties, or in his twenties. He would not have married her then.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
Then again, how could he expect Bela to be interested in marriage, given the example he and Gauri had given? They were a family of solitaries. They had collided and dispersed. This was her legacy. If nothing else, she had inherited that impulse from them.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
Like a kiss or caress in a Hindi movie, a husband's name is something intimate and therefore unspoken, cleverly patched over. And so, instead of saying Ashoke's name, she utters the interrogative that has come to replace it, which translates roughly as "Are you listening to me?
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
She had married Subhash as a means of staying connected to Udayan. But even as she was going through with it she knew that it was useless, just as it was useless to save a single earring when the other half of the pair was lost.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
This was the woman Narasimhan had married, as opposed to whatever girl from Madras his family wanted for him. Subhash wondered how his family reacted to her. He wondered if she'd ever been to India. If she had, he wondered whether she'd liked it or hated it. He could not guess from looking at her
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
The Arnolfini Marriage by van Eyck
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
Each day, Shukumar noticed, her beauty, which had once overwhelmed him, seemed to fade. The cosmetics that had seemed superfluous were necessary now, not to improve her but to define her somehow.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
she has learned that her husband likes his food on the salty side, that his favorite thing about lamb curry is the potatoes, and that he likes to finish his dinner with a small final helping of rice and dal.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
It was that she had already fallen in love, and been married, and had a child, and had her heart broken. He had yet to experience any of those things.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
She refused to think of it as an arranged marriage but knew in her heart that that was what it was. In Rome, she communicated with Navin by e-mail and spoke to him a few times on the phone, conversations heavy with the weight of things to come but lacking the foundation of any lived history between them.
~ Jhumpa Lahiri
I was quite able at the insignificant work I did in MI6, but absolutely dysfunctional in my domestic life. I had no experience of fatherhood. I had no example of marital bliss or the family unit.
~ John le Carre
Marriage, sanctified by the bond of fidelity, is the nearest life gets to a work of art.
~ Jonathan Sacks
Why is it that govt employees makes the best spouses? Because afterthey come back from work, they are not tired and they already readthe newspapers.
~ Julian Assange