Quotes About Marriage

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of a woman.

Marriage must fight constantly against a monster which devours everything: routine.

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything familiarity.

A la una de la mañana la ligera indigestión había desaparecido, y como pasa fatalmente con todos los matrimonios jóvenes que se han amado intensamente, una vez siquiera, la reconciliación llegó, tanto más efusiva cuanto hiriente fueron los agravios.

Cuando se franquea cierto límite de respeto al varón, la mujer puede llegar a decir a su marido cosas increíbles.

Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.

If Agrippa was indifferent to the needs or desires of Berenice, he was by no means indifferent to her bloodlines; she could claim not only the Herodian and Hasmonean ancestry, but also the bloodline of King David and a trace of the Roman Julian Gens. There was the highest blood in Israel. Who could marry it?

Negative interpretations are a good example of mind reading. Mind reading occurs when you assume you know what your partner is thinking or why he or she did something. When you mind-read positively, it does not tend to cause any harm. But when your mind reading includes negative judgments about the thoughts and motives of the other, you may be heading toward real trouble in your marriage.

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me.

You will always be Mrs West, all over the world. That is important to me and to you.

Howard: I didn't realize you had a first wife. Ozzy: She's now got a job swimming up and down Loch Ness while the monster takes a break.

One of the greatest things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Being happily and successfully married is generally not so much a matter of marrying the right person as it is being the right person.

Nobody has ever denied that when it comes to his trade - gigolo - John Forbes Kerry is one of the all-time greats. He's in the Gigolo Hall of Fame. See, a really good gigolo might snag one heiress in a lifetime with a nine-figure trust fund. Kerry has married two. When it comes to gigolos, he's Steve Jobs.

Anyone who thinks that the vice-president can take a position independent of the president of his administration simply has no knowledge of politics or government. You are his choice in a political marriage, and he expects your absolute loyalty.

I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.

I was very influenced by the musicals and romantic comedies of the 1930s. I admired Gene Harlow and such, which probably explains why, since the end of my marriage, I've dated nothing but a succession of blondes.

I'm doing a new musical on Broadway, which opens in October called 'The Boy from Oz ' where I play Peter Allen. For those of you who don't know, he became first famous in America for marrying Liza Minelli.

I have a terrific marriage, but unlike a lot of relationships where they ebb and flow, no matter what happens you fall deeper and deeper in love every day. It's kind of the best thing that can happen to you. It's thrilling.

You know, there were major problems in my marriage.

Che abandoned his first wife, Hilda, a Peruvian woman of Indian extraction, for a taller, blonder trophy wife (also named Aleida). Their 1959 wedding in Havana was the social event of the year and featured Raul Castro as "best man." After he married Aleida, Che would continue to "upgrade" his women, taking the worldly Tamara "Tania" Bunke, born of German parents in Argentina, as his mistress.

When I retired, she told me the problem with retired husbands is that you get twice as much husband but only half as much money. She has a very valid point.