Quotes About Marriage

Don't praise your wife before a year.

For a happy marriage the husband should be the head and the wife the heart.

Love is the light of life; in marriage, it is the electricity bill.

Marriage is a device originated by women for looting the men.

Marriage is an association of two persons for the purpose of making one the beneficiary.

Marriage is functional in which the woman must cook the food every day and the man has to eat it every day.

Marriage is something women do when they forget what their mother went through.

Marry a poor woman and it is God who will make you rich.

Marry a relative! If it goes wrong, it is at least in the family.

No matter how generous you are, you don't give your wife away.

Perfect wife is the one who knows that no man is perfect.

The man who is looking for a wife will not speak contemptuously of women.

The man who talks to his wife about his dog instead of singing a love song is a wise man.

The marriage certificate is a licence that is obtained before the driving test.

The wedding lasts for two or three days, but the trouble stays longer.

The wife carries the husband on her face; the husband carries the wife on his clothes.

There are two kinds of women who like to talk a lot; the married women and the single ones.

There can be nothing worse for a man when he realize that he married the wrong woman.

When a man doesn't go straight home, his wife's remarks do.

You can complain about the house where the husband is the wife.

You can't tell from a man's clothes how much he makes: look at his wife.

Her name was Bullwinkle. We called her that because she had a face like a moose. But Tommy, even though he could get any girl he wanted on the Sunset Strip, would not break up with her. He loved her and wanted to marry her, he kept telling us, because she could spray her cum across the room.

She is the best wife a guy could want. I didn't realize how good she was until I got in here. I beat her at times. She writes to me all the time. She is going to have a baby.

To express the love of two lovers by the marriage of two complementary colours, their blending and their contrast, the mysterious vibrations of related tones. To express the thought of a brow by the radiance of a light tone against a dark background. To express hope by some star. Someone's passion by the radiance of the setting sun. That's certainly no realistic trompe l'oeil, but something that really exists, isn't it?