Quotes About Marriage

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

It's only fair that stable gay relationships of long standing should have the same rights and responsibilities as married couples. I know the image of gay marriage is to some people horrific and ludicrous.

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.

It is better to have loved your wife than never to have loved at all.

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.

He [Arthur Miller] wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

I would like to have engraved inside every wedding band 'Be kind to one another.' This is the Golden Rule of Marriage and the secret of making love last through the years.

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation.

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, 'There's water in the carburettor'. I said, 'Where's the car?' She said, 'In the lake'.

A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.

A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.

Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

If ever two were one, then surely we. If ever man were loved by wife, then thee.

This day I will marry my friend, the one I laugh with, live for, dream with, love

You don't need to be on the save wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other's waves.

LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician than to the patient.