Quotes About Marriage

No. As a matter of fact, the dragon oracle tells me the girl I'm supposed to marry, the one destined to someday become the queen of the faery realm, isn't a faery at all." "She isn't?" I said. "Then who is she?" "You," he said.

I'm not going to marry you." "I'm not asking you to." "Good." He eyed me. "And you can wipe that horrified look off your face because it's obviously not true.

Writing and singing does give me some kind of release from the demons of my past, it is a therapy of sorts, but to be honest, my marriage played a more important role in the acceptance of myself than performance has ever done.

Don't matter how old or young you are, how many times you get married, who you marry, or how saved you call yourself when you get married, you still gon

One thing I know about husbands: They sure do like to be needed.

submittin' to my husband ain't never been my strong point. I be tryin', Lord knows I do. And it help when you got a good husband. But the promise God made in the garden of Eden, about puttin' enmity between the husband and wife, He wasn't lyin'! Every husband and wife have they times when they get out of line.

Lord, I want to follow You and be a godly wife, too.

You put God in your marriage and you ain't got to worry 'bout too much else. You're gonna have your ups and downs, but the ups are higher and the downs don't go so low or last so long when you got Jesus right in the middle of it.

It is so hard for a queer person to become an adult. Deprived of the markers of life's passage, they lolled about in a neverland dreamworld. They didn't get married. They didn't have children. They didn't buy homes or have job-jobs. The best that could be aimed for was an academic placement and a lover who eventually tired of pansexual sport-fucking and settled down with you to raise a rescue animal in a rent-controlled apartment.

I don't know what my version of a relationship or marriage is yet, because the typical model seems a little broken to me.

I've been married so many times my certificate now reads: 'To Whom It May Concern.'

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.

Boetie said he would leave the house after a fight with his wife and walk the streets looking for a prostitute. He hated prostitutes and considered it a sin that they should charge money for a gift they had received from their Creator. In his opinion, they did not deserve to live.

A husband only worries about a particular Other Man; a wife distrusts her whole species.

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

After the chills and fever of love, how nice is the 98.6º of marriage!

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Women gather together to wear silly hats, eat dainty food, and forget how unresponsive their husbands are. Men gather to talk sports, eat heavy food, and forget how demanding their wives are. Only where children gather is there any real chance of fun.

A woman ought to look up to her husband, if only a half-inch.

If you made a list of the reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

If your husband expects you to laugh, do so; if he expects you to cry, don't; if you don't know what he expects, what are you doing married?