Quotes About Disappointment

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any of them.

Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."

The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!

We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

The service at this airport restaurant is so bad I'm starting to panic that I'm a ghost.

What gets me is, I waited in line for an hour to do this. I could have experienced essentially the same level of enjoyment merely by sticking my finger down my throat.

You stupid piece of warm bacon.

Dear Mrs. Black: On seven prior occasions this company has denied your claim in writing. We now deny it for the eighth and final time. You must be stupid, stupid stupid, stupid!

I hate it when I go into a Snack Shack and they're out of Blue Ice. The other slushie flavors taste like cheap candy.

I'm beginning to think that if you're going to have a role model you should probably pick someone who's already dead so they can't disappoint you.