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Quotes About Deception

Never give a sucker an even break.
~ W.C. Fields
by our lofty standards animals are poor liars.
~ Unknown
Drama is based on the Mistake.
~ W.H. Auden
But all the clocks in the city Began to whirr and chime: 'O let not Time deceive you, You cannot conquer Time
~ W.H. Auden
Let not Time deceive you, You cannot conquer Time.
~ W.H. Auden
The primary function of poetry, as of all the arts, is to make us more aware of ourselves and the world around us. I do not know if such increased awareness makes us more moral or more efficient: I hope not. I think it makes us more human, and I am quite certain it makes us more difficult to deceive, which is why, perhaps, all totalitarian theories of the State, from Plato's downwards, have deeply mistrusted the arts. They notice and say too much, and the neighbors start talking.
~ W.H. Auden
Dear little not-so-innocents, beware of Old Grandmother Spider: rump her endearments – She's not quite as nice as She looks, nor you quite as tough as you think.
~ W.H. Auden
I'll love you till the ocean Is folded and hung up to dry And the seven stars go squawking Like geese about the sky. The years shall run like rabbits For in my arms I hold The Flower of the Ages And the first love of the world. But all the clocks in the city Began to whirr and chime: 'O let not Time deceive you, You cannot conquer Time.
~ W.H. Auden
Writers are magicians. They write down words, and, if they're good, you believe that what they write is real, just as you believe a good magician has pulled the coins out of your ear, or made his assistant disappear.
~ Unknown
Writers are magicians. They write down words, and, if they're good, you believe that what they write is real, just as you believe a good magician has pulled the coins out of your ear, or made his assistant disappear. But the words on the page have no connection to the person who wrote them. Writers live other peoples' lives for them. I don't write autobiography.
~ Unknown
My words are the garment of what I shall never be Like the tucked sleeve of a one-armed boy.
~ W.S. Merwin
Would you mind getting off that fly paper and giving the flies a chance?" "Ahhh, you can't trick me! Flies don't read papers!
~ Groucho Marx
We're not given the chance to choose absolute truth. Truth's always two-faced. The only thing we have is the right to reject the lie we find most repugnant.
~ Sergei Lukyanenko
Since I sometimes won the race between my fancy and nature's reality, the deception was bearable. Unbearable pain began when chance entered the fray and deprived me of the smile meant for me.
~ Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
Some people have a knack of putting upon you gifts of no real value, to engage you to substantial gratitude. We thank them for nothing.
~ Charles Lamb
Well, they'll bark you down like carneys, sell you Christmas cards in June.
~ Tom Waits
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
~ Publilius Syrus
A computer would deserve to be called intelligent if it could deceive a human into believing that it was human.
~ Alan Turing
Social engineering is using deception, manipulation and influence to convince a human who has access to a computer system to do something, like click on an attachment in an e-mail.
~ Kevin Mitnick
Computers don't lie, but liars can compute.
~ Terry Hayes
Just because someone thinks they remember something in detail, with confidence and with emotion, does not mean that it actually happened, .. False memories have these characteristics too.
~ Elizabeth Loftus
He who has no confidence utters falsehoods, and he who utters falsehoods has no confidence.
~ Nachman of Breslov
Sincerity is an openness of heart; we find it in very few people; what we usually see is only an artful dissimulation to win the confidence of others.
~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Who lacks confidence speaks lies more readily.
~ Nachman of Breslov