Quotes About Deception

He is extremely loyal to his friends, but he is tougher than anyone if he feels betrayed.

The band that seems to tie their friendship together will be the very strangler of their amity.

He may look dumb, but that's just a disguise.

Here's champagne for our real friends, and real pain for our sham friends.

A disloyal friend is no friend.

A fool friend always does something that the enemy wishes.

Friendship requires truth, and there is no truth in her.

Satan's friendship reaches to the prison door.

[He] may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

No man has a good enough memory to be a successful liar.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.

I know her in the biblical senseand when I say that, I mean I don't believe a word she says.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

There are a terrible lot of lies going about the world, and the worst of it is that half of them are true.

A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin, I said how can you tell them apart, he said "her brothers got a moustache!"

Soup is just a way of screwing you out of a meal.

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

Never take anyone for granted because if they can love you for what you are not, then surely they can hate you for actually you are.

Being loyal to the wrong person can leave you wanting to be disloyal to all.

So many girls fall in love with the wrong guys, simply because the wrong guys say the right things.