Quotes About Deception

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

As a lover, I'm about as impressive as a magician on the radio.

I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

It may be true that you can't fool all the people all the time, but you can fool enough of them to rule a large country.

Hollywood is a place where a man can get stabbed in the back while climbing a ladder.

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.

I look at going to Hollywood as going behind enemy lines. You parachute in, set up the explosion, then fly out before it goes off.

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

One of my movies was called True Lies. It's what the Democrats should have called their convention.

Tony Blair is like an actor who doesn't really believe in his script himself but has the incredible skill to make everyone else believe in it.

A very honest woman but something given to lie

The simplest of women are wonderful liars who can extricate themselves from the most difficult dilemmas with a skill bordering on genius.

The best happiness a woman can boast is that of being most carefully deceived.

O woman, born first to believe us; Yea, also born first to forget; Born first to betray and deceive us, Yet first to repent and regret.

Tis woman that seduces all mankind, By her we first were taught the wheedling arts.

War begins like a pretty girl with whom every man wants to flirt and ends like an ugly old woman whose visitors suffer and weep.

Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend.

And the LORD God said unto the woman, What is this that thou hast done? And the woman said, The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat.

For a whore is a deep ditch; and a strange woman is a narrow pit.