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Quotes About Deception

As Shakespeare said, 'The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.'4
~ Jonathan Sacks
Religion was the robe of sanctity worn to mask the naked pursuit of power.
~ Jonathan Sacks
The corrupt not only believe they can fool their fellow humans; they believe they can fool God as well. When moral standards begin to break down in business, finance, trade, and politics, a kind of collective madness takes hold of people. The sages said Adam bahul al mamono (Pesa?im 11b), meaning, roughly, "Money makes us do wild things.
~ Jonathan Sacks
Chaudron knew his forgeries would be examined under a microscope and the latest infrared X-ray. This hidden imagery would make it appear that each forgery was indeed authentic.
~ Jonathan Santlofer
It's the same with spirit guises; show me a sweet little choirboy or a smiling mother and I'll show you the hideous fanged strigoi it really is. (Not always. Just sometimes. *Your* mother is absolutely fine, for instance. Probably.)
~ Jonathan Stroud
Julius Tallow was a fool. He appeared complacent, but like a weak swimmer out of his depth, his legs were kicking frantically under the surface, trying to keep him afloat. Whatever happened, Nathaniel did not intend to sink with him.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Ooh, I smell something burning... Wait, wait - it's your pants ! Your pants are on fire, you massive liar ! You so weren't on a case !
~ Jonathan Stroud
Well, she may think it was her idea, but I'd been looking for an excuse to get you back all winter.
~ Jonathan Stroud
She's her?' - Lucy 'Exactly. Penelope Fittes is Marissa Fittes. They're one and the same person.' - The Skull
~ Jonathan Stroud
I memorized her automatically. I would appear in her guise tomorrow when I went back to visit that kid. Only naked.
~ Jonathan Stroud
your dress. Too tight.' 'You think so? It looks all right to me.' 'You're only looking at the front, love.
~ Jonathan Stroud
He'd been many things to me, Nathaniel had, most of them indescribable. But he never looked so much of a puppet as he did now. And already it had all gone wrong.
~ Jonathan Stroud
Julius Tallow gave Nathaniel an unctuous smile. "That's the kind of servant you need, Mandrake," he said. "No glibness, no chatter. Obeys without question. I'd get rid of this smooth-tongued serpent, if I were you." The panther swished its tail. "Hey, we've all got problems, chum. I'm overly talkative. You look like a field of buttercups in a suit.
~ Jonathan Stroud
A lie does not consist in the indirect position of words, but in the desire and intention, by false speaking, to deceive and injure your neighbour.
~ Jonathan Swift
Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
~ Jonathan Swift
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
~ Jonathan Swift
'Tis an old maxim in the schools,That flattery's the food of fools;Yet now and then your men of witWill condescend to take a bit.
~ Jonathan Swift
A lie is an excuse guarded.
~ Jonathan Swift
She looks as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth.
~ Jonathan Swift
I said the thing which was not. (For they have no word in their language to express lying or falsehood.)
~ Jonathan Swift
Falsehood flies, and truth comes limping after it, so that when men come to be undeceived, it is too late; the jest is over, and the tale hath had its effect: like a man, who hath thought of a good repartee when the discourse is changed, or the company parted; or like a physician, who hath found out an infallible medicine, after the patient is dead.
~ Jonathan Swift
Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
~ Jonathan Swift
The really good liars, the true grandmasters of bullshit, are so damn convincing because they actually believe their own lies.
~ Jonathan Tropper
Nothing here is as it seems; Dreams are truths, and truths are dreams. Closed your ears to loved ones' cries; Die if you believe your eyes. Bind with ropes your flesh and blood, And let your guide be made of wood.
~ Emily Rodda